We have absolutely no idea where our purse is

We beleive that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our but wild yelling "Who-Hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around

We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly beleive we could do it too

In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago

We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much

We get extremely excited and jump up and down everytime a new song play's because "Oh my God!!! I love this song!!!"

We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us

We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really god at it  

We yell at the bartender, who we beleive cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin

We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)

We fall to notice that the toilet lid's up when we sit on it

We take our shoes off because we beleive it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight